thoughts on current events

• Boston, I think you may have over-reacted just a bit. Seriously, Boston.
  
• Our mayor had an affair with his campaign manager's wife. That is like the most boring sex scandal ever.
  
• Is there a special name for a superbowl between Indianapolis and Chicago?
  
• Does anyone else get the feeling that there are more and more strange stories these days? Usually involving sex or epithets? I think the hard news is exhausting us.
  
• I'm not really sure what to make of this picture below. Smoke?
  

balls!