Sunday, March 01, 2009

Will Oksana find love through the Agency?

It's not often a spam can ache. Ache with a sad love and some funny broken english and then conclude with one of the strangest photos ever.

I just received this and I am pasting it verbatim. Actresses looking for an audition piece, here you go:
(I have deleted her gmail address, but if you want a go, let me know)

"Hello. My name is Oksana. I understand that you don't know me, and I don't know you, but in the future all can change probably. I ask that you have given me some minutes on perusals of my letter. I hope that it will not make difficulty to you. Agency Acquaintances in Cheboksary gave me your e-mail address. To me explained that you very good person and you very much approach to me. I have come to Agency to find the future husband from other country. Why from another country? Because I have been very much disappointed with Men from my country and now I search my life in abroad. I has tired to be lonely and to carry spend all days equally. I want to love and to be happy! I asked myself a question why I can not it. And I come in this agency with such the request that they have helped me to find the person for that I will happy. Yes certainly I have paid some money that has found the person for me. But what is it the money in comparison with love? Nothing. It is simply emptiness. Love is the most important feeling in a life, without which our lives grey and empty. I shall not speak how many I have paid. I hope that you will understand me. I very much hope that you will be interested in me and we can continue our dialogue after that letters. And I very much hope that I shall leave in yours opinion good Impression about me. I want to tell some words about me. As I already spoke my name is Oksana. I'm 28 years. I live in Cheboksary. You can look my external qualities in my photo which I have attached in the letter. I live with my mum together and I work as doctor. I have gone studies on this profession, in order to help people. I look like on my father because he gave your life to rescue the little girl, and he has rescued her only he lost. I shall tell you about it later. I love my professional though In Russia it is not as well appreciated as in other foreign countries. I love an active way of life but time not suffices. In my life I dream to find the person with which I can to lead all life and I shall be happy. I dream about big and cheerful, friendly family. I don't search ideal man. The main thing that in him there were high qualities as skill to love, to respect, to appreciate relations, to love children and is skilful to love and make the happy partner. For me the age does not matter because the love has not limit. I very much hope that you will write to me and will tell about yourself. I am already lonely very long time. I had earlier shot relations but it was failed. I very much hope that you become my unique person in my life. So let's not lose time. I ask you that you have answered my letter and then we can learn each other better. I hope that I have liked to you. If serious relations aren't interesting to you or I am not pleasant to you, say me it please. Is it well?

I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!
Bye bye!
Tired from loneliness Oksana."

and her picture:

I'm impressed how well the picture conveys both sexiness and a love of the outdoors, or cooking, or fish at the very least.

I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!



Anonymous Morley Carothers said...

Can you forward me this email?

11:02 AM  
Blogger jay said...

dave stoler wrote back to one of these, trying to be as earnest as possible. went three emails before they stopped : )

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm.. yeeks ! I'm on letter number 9 ?? not sure whether to quit or notnow that I checked thisblog .. ? Why some time back - She - whoever " she " is wrote me outta the blue ? and well, when I saw the fish I was hooked ! :) she's sent photos with most of the letters over the past two months - seems sincere !! stand back guys ! gimme a shot ! HAAAAAAAA Fred , Pittsburgh .. bye the way ..who'll chip in for my airfare to some Russian gullag ? Hey they say the boorst is good ! hoho peace * ( sheeze what a guy wont do for a hug )

12:57 PM  

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