potty mouth

Just got an email which asked me

"You're bright, talented, witty. Any chance of your writing a play without wash-out-your-mouth-with-soap words?"

In the latest boom performance report from Seattle:

"One audience member left and reportedly had comments about the low morals of the show to the house manager."

Seattle Rep also counted the number of "f" words and vaiants in boom (41, apparently)

Can I write a play without cussing?

Well, the next one, absolutely not.

But the one after that? Game on.