Thursday, March 09, 2006

10 Things on My Mind Right Now

1. We're Still Evolving!
2. That song "nice day" by the Persephone Bees. Are they Swedes?
3. Grant writing and it's ability to lower my self esteem.
4. The Time-Out Travel book series. I think I need to move away from
"sights" and hit the culture and food sections.
5. Trader Joe's arriving in New York City. Welcome, New York, to the
new millennium,
6. The stubble on my back.
7. What's in the fridge? String Cheese!
8. What to do with the live Christmas tree that's sitting on our
porchette after the rains stop watering it so well.
9. Running low on that great new ID lube.
10. This BBC story I heard on the radio that interviewed a member of
the Phelps family church (of Fred Phelps). This congregation is going
to funerals of soldiers who have died in Iraq and are holding up "God
hates fags" signs and protesting. Apparently, the American soldiers in
Iraq are dying due to the fact that the gays are taking over the USA..
I guess they had to up the ante to get the news coverage. Marketing is
getting tougher for their hate. Simple anti-gay signs are old news, so
now they must select more random locations to get a little buzz going.
I suggest they protest the Girl Scout cookie tables. We're all going
to die of the partially hydrogenated oils that are still in those
cookies (even though Oreo seems to have gotten them out). The oils are
still in the cookies cuz God hates us! Kiss you arteries goodbye
sodomites!

Which also brings me to the academy awards. I'm not that bummed. I
thought the big gay victory was in 1999, when American Beauty won. Who
wasn't gay who worked on that film?

1 Comments:

Blogger $UCCE$$ said...

String cheese is awesome!!! Yeah fridge.

6:46 PM  

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